PENITENTIAL RITE

I confess ta almighty God, an' ta ya, muh ma fuckin brothers an' sisters,
dat I gots sinned through muh ma fuckin own fault in muh ma fuckin thoughts an' in muh ma fuckin werdz,
in what I gots done, an' in what I gots failed ta do;
an' I ax blessed Mary, ever virgin, all da angels an' saints,
an' ya, muh ma fuckin brothers an' sisters, ta pray fo' me ta da Lord our God.

THE RITE OF MARRIAGE

P. Now, as ya iz about ta exchange yo' marriage vows da Church wishes ta be assured dat ya appreciate da meaning o' what ya do, an' so I ax you:
Have ya come here o' yo' own free will an' choice ta marry each other ?

Both: We gots.

P Will ya love an' honour each other in marriage all da days o' yo' life ?

Both: We will.

P Are ya willing ta accept wiff love da chil'ns God may send ya, an' bring dem up in accordance wiff da law o' Christ, an' his Church ?

Both: We iz.

DECLARATION OF CONSENT

The priest then invites da couple ta declare they consent.
He may use any o' da four forms given below:

first form

P I invite ya then ta declare 'bfoe God an' his Church yo' consent ta become husband an' wife.

Bridegroom: N., do ya consent ta be muh ma fuckin wife?
Bride: I do.

Bride: Do ya, N., consent ta be muh ma fuckin husband ?
Bridegroom: I do

Bridegroom: I take ya as muh ma fuckin wife an' I give myself ta ya as yo' husband

Bride: I take ya as muh ma fuckin husband an' I give myself ta ya as yo' wife

They then join hands an' say together:

ta love each other truly fo' bettah, fo' worse,
fo' richer, fo' poorer, in sickness an' in health,
till death do us part. (or all da days o' our life.)

When da bride an' bridegroom gots given they consent da priest says:

P What God joins together nig mus' not separate. May da Lord confirm da consent dat ya gots given an' enrich ya wiff his blessings.

C. Amen

FINAL BLESSING & DISMISSAL

P May almighty God bless ya, da Father, an' da Son, an' da Holy Spirit.
C Amen.

P The Mass iz ended, jet in peace.
or Go in da peace o' Christ.
or Go in peace ta love an' serve da Lord.
C Thanks be ta God.

what 'chew thinking man?

// posted by Daniel @ 11/26/2003 10:25:24 AM
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Brendan Lorber tells me what it's like
Ummmm.

DN's mom here, filling in for Brendan.

I can't really tell "what it's like."

Because I forgot to bring my magnifiying glass.

But I remember when I used to change Dan.

It was silky.

And sang to me.

A haunting song.

It went a little something like this:

"Wee are the champions.

"Wee are the champions."

He was a fussy baby.